Welcome to the Circus!

 

The monsters are a lot older than this now, but I love to look at this photo and remember the brief time when they didn't constantly try to kill each other...

Welcome to Sarcasm & Swear Words. My name is Christy and, honestly, I’m a disaster. I’m a mom with 2 kids who works full-time plus and takes care of a mini zoo. I also have ADHD. And so do my kids. My life is a 3-ring circus (complete with the tiny dog who walks on two feet).

Sarcasm & Swear Words (& an undisclosed volume of boxed wine) are what get me through. So, if you came here looking for a perfect, yummy mummy to follow, sorry, I’m not her. I mean, I’ll post tips and recipes and stuff, but I’m no Martha Stewart.

I’m the mom with 4-day-old hair and no makeup just trying to get by and making sure you know it’s okay to be a disaster. Follow me and we can be disasters together surviving one sarcastic comment, F-word, or glass of wine at a time...